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1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall
by Hell Bound February 13, 2005
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A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives
B) That they are members of the Republican party
C) All of the above
A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives
B) That they are members of the Republican party
C) All of the above
by Geoff L. August 31, 2005
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an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
an interjection used for when your surprised.
Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)
by chris_2191 January 30, 2008
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Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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