maria jesus

maria de jesus means a strong women not afraid of people

maria jesus she is strong and confident she inspires me

by cryst_carmi October 17, 2018

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties

exclamation, Used after something's gone extremely shitto.

Jesus Christ in crotchless panties that fucking hurt! I just sat on a red hot fire poker and slid all the way down!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004

holy buttfucker of jesus

1.One who partakes in the sacred act of anal sex with the son of god.
2.Your Mom
3.Mary Magdaline
4.My father (Who art in heaven)
5.Jerry from across the hall

Hey! Judas holy buttfucker of jesus, get back here with my ten dollars.

by Hell Bound February 13, 2005

Jesus Fish

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above

"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

jesus balls

a synonym for holy shit,oh shit!etc.

an interjection used for when your surprised.

Shouldn't be used if christian cause it is considered using his name in vain, but i do it anyways it is awesome.(i am christian)

Jesus balls! that thing is sweet!

Jesus balls! i love ice cream!

by chris_2191 January 30, 2008

jesus vs a black hole

The ultimate showdown.

What will decide the end of the universe? The jesus vs a black hole battle.

by wtfersdf September 1, 2006

Creeping Jesus

Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.

Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"

by Meridia17 June 21, 2011