FIG JAM

Acronym: Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me

"Girl I need to get my hair done"

"Fig jam"

"What?"

Fuck I'm Good, just ask me

by Allen Jonson July 20, 2007

righteous jams

an amazing edge band from boston.

rightoues jams : bust it!

by chiller than most! August 7, 2005

Shit Jam

It is when you shit so fast that the anus hole cannot handle it anymore and eventually blocks up and then shit starts seeping from the holes in your body.
It is like a cross between diarrhea and constipation.

I saw his face and I shit jammed.

by Stupidism October 30, 2008

dolphin jam

The white squishy junnk that appears around the base of your cock after sex.

"Man, I had enough dolphin jam to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich after bangin' that bitch"

by bustopoo March 25, 2004

fam jam

1. to party with family

2. to miss going out going with friends because of stupid family events

guy 1: yooo did you did go to that party last night is was sick

guy 2: bro i was at a fam jam

by alexander pina and jlo July 6, 2008

Clam jam

A reunion or aggregation of people with an overwhelming ratio of women. The feminine equivalent of a "sausage fest".

Luke is such a charmer, his birthday party was a total clam jam

by Arnaud_OC October 30, 2011

jam doughnut

When a man releases his sexual juices in a circle round a woman's face. Then punches her in the nose so it bleeds and hence therefore looks like a jam doughnut.

Katy loved the jam doughnut, however did not enjoy the clean up process afterwards.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005