Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent

i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now

by skdlggvh November 28, 2011

Jake Gaze

A blank stare often accompanied with dead eyes and an open mouth. The bottom of the teeth are generally exposed. This trait is usually found in people who are socially awkward. The person performing the Jake Gaze cannot hear or see anything while in this state and will often come back into reality with a statement such as "What?" or "Huh?"

I was talking to Dave, but he wasn't listening, he was doing the Jake Gaze, as if there was something on his mind that was more important than our conversation.

by Snarkel December 3, 2011

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

jakear

Young Sexy Black Male. Who Fucks All The Thotties

Becky did you just see that Jakear

by Theblueboul December 8, 2014

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

jaeylin

Dark skin girl, who is highly intelligent, creative, and extroverted. A bit of loner, has a hard time connecting with just one person, but has a huge heart with lots of love to give to many people. Easily misunderstood, but so much fun to be around. Dances like nobody is watching, and doesn't care if they do.

Look at that girl over there, why is she dancing by herself?

Oh she is such a Jaeylin, I wish I was as confident as her to not care what people think.

by Mysti_kal December 19, 2016

Jake roast

When a Jake try's to make a roast but the roast makes no sense ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dude saying your mom is like a Jake roast.

by Ink won do December 30, 2016