Brain Jacked

Adjective:

Very Very Smart. When the brain muscle is so jacked, you are unbeliveably Smart.

Modification of the Word Jacked, meaning very muscular or strong.

Person 1: Dude, I cannot Get this Question, its Redonk
Person 2: Bro, you just have to use the Binomial Expansion
Person 1: Holy Shit dude, your fucking Brain Jacked

by newom123 September 20, 2009

jacked

1.fucked up or messed up

"damn that bitch's teeth is JACKED up"

by WilliamShakes February 21, 2003

Yellow Jackets

Those pesky employees at a ski resort that revoke your pass for going too fast. Aka fun police.

I was zooming down that groomer, but was nabbed by them Yellow Jackets and now I can't board for two weeks.

by Divinekindofguy February 5, 2015

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by toby October 21, 2003

thread jacked

When someone takes your email thread from one topic completely off topic to some other subject.

Tim:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, anyone want to ride Hunter this weekend?

reply:
Will:
Email Subject: Snowboarding this weekend
Hey, I got a really cool macbook air, this thing rocks and kicks the ass of any Microsoft junk you tools use

Tim:
Email Subject: thread jacked MS vs Apple (was Snowboarding)
Damn I hate it when I get thread jacked.

by SoCal or bust March 19, 2008