Katelyn johnson

katelyn johnson is a very beautiful girl she is caring she has beautiful blue eyes if you stare into them you might get lost she has a soft heart so dont play around with her feelings she keep most things to herself dont make her mad strong advice she is pretty chill she is a good friend she is there always through tough times and she has gone through alot if she has helped you. You need to help her in exchange cause she took the time out of her day to help you so you should take the time out of your day to help her she is gorgeous she has a big booty she ISNT fat nor ugly she really likes goats.

Dang she is a katelyn johnson

by Deour May 16, 2018

Slick Johnson

An unsheathed penis.

“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”

by SlickJohnsonBro June 23, 2018

Jynxzi's Johnson

Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''

(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')

Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY

by anowachutinkinaba October 14, 2023

Barbara Johnson

A big fat woman with learning difficulties and lives off benefits.

hey tom look at Barbara Johnson she is looking so big and grotty today”

by Anonzzzzzyehehehwhwj May 10, 2018

johnson tingle

when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed

Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch

by 69420lol March 19, 2022

Magic Johnson

To overcome an illness or sickness

"Don't lay around sick, you better Magic Johnson.."

by Smiggy Balls January 3, 2019

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020