jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"

"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"

by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005

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bike jerks

Bike jerks- people who ride bikes with in groups, that all wear the same close

Dad: *driving down street*
Kid: hey dad look at those people!
Dad:oh the bike jerks

by Jellybugpug June 21, 2016

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Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

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turk and jerk

The average American day, is to eat bacon and jerk off. Turk and jerk is with Jewish people. Eat turky bacon, jerk.

Jew: Hey goi
Guy: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Jew: Probably turk and jerk. Then hit the head.

by condor3436 March 14, 2015

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Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.

Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!

by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010

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Gang Jerking

When a group of straight friends come together and beat each other off in an orgy type fashion. Typically done by gang members that want to stay hard with the boys on the streets and in the sheets.

Aye man, me and my boys steady gang jerking.

by realgangmember May 27, 2020

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