wind tax

the phrase (used in the UK) that refers to how much faster a joint finishes when it’s windy outside. this is because the stonger the wind is, the faster the smoke will be lost/blown out, so essentially the wind is “taxing” your smoke.
“Aw where’s half my zoot gone?! I know I haven’t smoked that much…”

“That’s wind tax for you.”

*tiny violin*
by 4four20twenty_ January 15, 2025
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foul wind ensemble

A gathering of four or more friends or acquaintances who suffer from extraordinary flatulance.
I'll think we'll skip the foul wind ensemble tonight if we serve something other than chili.
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Wind your dick in

When a man tries to use his perceived male superiority (physical, intellect, experience, seniority at work etc), this phrase can be offered in response by a female. Can be useful in dealing with attempts at mansplaining.

Derived from the phrase “wind your neck in”.
I didn’t ask to be told how to get the computer to work, Roger. Wind your dick in!”
by Wight Eggy January 22, 2025
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WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.
She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.
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Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.
Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.
by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024
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Alabama wind tunnel

The act of scissoring buttholes together, one partner farts, the other partner sucks it in.
I invited my cousin Jenny over and we scissored for the first time. She came too fast so I clinched my butthole against hers and farted. To my surprise, she rectally inhaled.

We scissored buttholes together, I farted into hers and she sucked it right in. It gave me an Alabama wind tunnel.
by Wanna bang44 December 10, 2024
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Pickle the wind

To flatulate. Specifically a warm smelly flatulation
Sorry dude, you might wanna give some space. I'm about to pickle the wind in this bitch
by AJO612 October 29, 2022
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