Dirty cabbage

Performing gay sexual favours at the beach

Watch out that’s the guy that does the dirty cabbage down at the foreshore

by D Barrymore July 28, 2021

Cabbage

Substandard; poorly performed; awful

We played like cabbage!

by deathrabbit69 March 3, 2018

Cabbage goose

A person That Is a moron. When you call someone a cabbage goose, you're calling them a fuckass in a friendly way

"oh my god, why Did you fail this simple ass exam? You fucking cabbage goose!"

by God but from ebay February 26, 2022

muff cabbage

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Backseat cabbage

When you're having sex in a car in the front seat and when the guy gets off he catches it in his hand and throws it in the backseat so no one has to sit in the wet spot.

Yeah I'll give you a ride. Just if you don't mind the backseat cabbage we'll throw a blanket over it or something

by Madam Amanda May 25, 2023

Baby cabbages

another name for sprouts.

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016