A Tumblr post which gets reblogged often. Makes a comparison to a promiscuous woman, who gets around sexually.
"He had a promiscuous post, everyone reblogged it."
by alexacclaimed November 12, 2009
The act of ejaculating onto someone's face and sticking money to it, typically done by sugar daddies and/or done to prostitutes.
by Dr.Rozas August 12, 2017
"Dude, do you ever kiss your girlfriend to prevent yourself from cumming too early ?
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
"Yeah bro, its called Post-boning. She thinks i'm being passionate but in reality I just want her to think i'm like a porn star"
by Thericterscale March 28, 2018
When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.
by Rear Naked Woke November 18, 2018
by Jesus Rox! June 29, 2014
When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 26, 2023
Synonym for esprit de lescalier, the perfect witty reply a person thinks of after the opportunity to make it has passed.
by Krill Mernshen June 11, 2019