Hooptie 

1. (Noun) A car (usually older) in a run-down state due to the owner not having the money to fix it.

2. (Noun) A 'legacy' car passed down as the owner gets a newer car. Older teens will pass it on to younger siblings as well. In the military, hoopties can go through many owners as people are posted to and away from a base.

(Example, an Army sergeant in 1990 bought a hooptie from a soldier leaving Germany. He sold that car to another when he was posted elsewhere in 1992. He then was reposted back to that same unit in 1994 and was able to buy the same car back.)

"Dude, I bet you're stoked about the new car! I know it was embarrassing driving around in your brother's old hooptie."

Hooptie by anonymous January 9, 2025

Hoodie pocket 

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.

She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket

Hoodie pocket by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025

Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"

Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me

Decoy Hoodie by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025

Hoodie Gang 

A Group of uncircumcised men who occasionally gather to drink, consume e cigarettes and marijuana. The group consists of Alex, Alok, Darren, Jaedyn, Nick.

The gathering of Hoodie Gang will concurred on Tuesday night at the Hooded Cabin.

Hoodie Gang by TheOneWhoShallNotBeUnhooded August 11, 2025

Reyes hoodie 

Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.

Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.

Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.

Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.

Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.

Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.

Example 2

Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.

Reyes hoodie by Calf slicer August 13, 2025

Hoodie

The NFL replay camera that is used to review, assess, and confirm the call that was made on the field.

Man, that call was bogus and they didn’t even review it under the hoodie!

Hoodie by Wiseguyinhv January 21, 2026

hoop hottie 

A girl who has a thing for/hooks up with Basketball players

Guy: So Jamie's hooked up with three of the guys from the team?

Other guy: I'd tap that, she's a hoop hottie.

hoop hottie by The Og Hoop Hottie December 15, 2013