Hooker

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money.

2. An insult meant for a friend.

1. Guy 1 "So did you see the girl I was talking to outside the bar last night?"
Guy 2 "Yeah she was a hooker."

2. Guy 1 "Hey dude whats up?"
Guy 2 "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SUCH A DIRTY STINKY PIRATE HOOKER?"

by Kolt Cunningham January 14, 2009

Hooker face

One who looks like a hooker.

"david is a hooker face"

by Stephanie Mariel March 28, 2007

hook

Reliable drug dealer with desirable product.

My new hook on the west side serves molly, boomers, tabs and fire nuggets for cheap.

by da_infamous_cole April 26, 2009

hooker

Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.

Jack: Yo hooker ! whats going on ?
Bill: nothing much hooker what about you ?

Lotsa hookers in this bar good call coming here.

by Jack de wack May 10, 2008

hook

1. (n) A hot girl.
2. (n) A bitchy girl.
3. (n) A friend who is being less than cool.
4. (v) To ask for an object.
5. (n) Can be used in place of any noun.
6. (adj) When something is crazy fun.

1&6. Damn, look at all the hooks in the club. They're off the hook!
2. She was being suck a hook last night. Wouldn't stop bitching.
3. Don't be such hook, you hook.
4. Hook it hook.
5. Yeah, what a freakin' hook. It's very hookish.

by Jackson, Jack July 8, 2006

Rusty Hook

To Insert your finger into your anus and then fishook the inside of someones mouth attempting to scratch the inside of there mouth.

"Oh My God! You Just got Rusty Hooked! your mouth is all shitty and bloody!"

by matt fortune November 12, 2006

hook up

v. To provide or return.

"Hook me up with some greens"

by zx August 15, 2002