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AP European History

A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!

Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?

Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!

Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?

Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!

Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
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Clearing my History

The double entendre figure of speech referring to the process of actually clearing your computer history/cookies and a masturbation session that results in an orgasm.
Im sorry im late for drinks guys, but i was "clearing my history".

My wife and kids were home, i was rapidly "clearing my history".
by ponzi_joe June 4, 2013
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Your browser history

I saw your browser history, you must love porn.
by RustyMew June 21, 2016
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History repeating itself

(n.) Any unfortunate event that closely resembles a prior one, that could have been avoided had people payed attention to history.
The Conservative governments' idea to re-introduce poll tax in the 80s was history repeating itself, as the peasants revolted as they did over 600 years before. Only now, they had workers' unions and a mortgage.
by Banastre July 16, 2004
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AP US History

A class based mostly on note-taking and history. Basically just mindless shenanigans.
by thisistheworld June 1, 2007
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AP US History

The most boring of all history classes available. Endless notes, lectures, and worksheets all of which consist of 80% governmental acts.Spend hours on work that is only worth a couple points toward your grade but you still do it because youre an AP student.
AP US History makes me want to slit my wrists on block days.
by BCLAY February 22, 2008
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World History Rizzler

When a history nerd pulls a hot brunette with his "History Rizz". He really just talks to her and gets a hard-on, then whisper "STAY HARD".
Damn dude, Kevin Hart really just used the "World History Rizzler" method on her. Game is game bro.

He used the "World History Rizzler" method to pull Addison Timlin.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 12, 2023
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