Have a blessed day.

A day in which one's consciousness is not a grievance to you over what was done or not done, and one, in which God, your Mom, or the FBI/CIA/IRS, would bother you about.

"You folks have a blessed day."

by T.Circled April 5, 2020

Barely Having Sex

Definition: when a guy accidently puts his penis in a skanks vagina, however, because she is such a whore and has slept with 80 people, he can not tell that his penis is inside of her. This continues for a few minutes until he realizes from her slutty ape grunts that he is indeed having sex. He immediately pulls out. Thus, "barely having sex."
Note: This may also include the occasional tip of dick rubbing the clit.

Barely Having Sex: "Baby, I only barely had sex with her. Don't worry.

by The Crotch Monster December 14, 2010

To have 'Sex At' someone

As opposed to 'with', which implies some sort of mutual feeling or bond, possibly lust or even love.

'Sex At' implies a one sided sexual encounter in which one person is having a much better time than the other during intercourse. Possibly while drunk. Can also relate to 'Jackhammering'

The other use of the term 'Sex At' is in relation to having intercourse for revenge or in an attempt to upset an acquaintance or ex.

In this regard, it is entirely possible to have sex 'At' someone without any intercourse taking place between you and the person you are having sex 'At'.

To have 'Sex At' someone: For example, if person A is in love with person B, person C could have 'Sex At' person A by having Intercourse with person B in order to exact revenge or intentionally uspet person A.

by Enkayess September 6, 2013

The Hills Have Eyes

A phrase coined by environmentalist when they try to persuade children not to dump litter on their hilly nature reserve. Originated from the horror story by Wes Craven called 'The Hills Have Eyes'. Environmentalists use this phrase in reference to the flesh-eating mutants in the book so that the children are too scared to dump litter because they live in fear of the mutants seeing it and going after them to eat them.

Environmentalist: Now, children, don't you go dumping any of your litter in our lovely hills because the hills have eyes - eyes to watch you! Those eyes belong to flesh-eating mutants!
Children: Aaaaah!

by UrbanLingoGuru July 18, 2011

you have an anime

Is a catchphrase that is used for ad hominem just because the other person somewhat has relation to anime either because their avatar and/or nickname is/are from an anime.

random guy with an anime avatar: "even my pc can't run cyberpunk 2077 for some reason. damn cdpr screwed up this time
ad hominem guy: "just because you have an anime doesn't make you special."

by biwaly December 15, 2020

frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

I have portland

slang term for “I have a very gay lifestyle and enjoy having sex with lots and lots of hot dudes.”

“Hey jimmy, I have Portland!!”
“good for you bud”

by bagguetteios December 15, 2022