love handles

An extension on the side of surfboards that allows for extra turnage and control...

Did you see the love handles on that surfboard??
Say what??
yea the extension on his surfboard he can get such awesome turns off of them

by girliegirl8373 January 2, 2008

handle

The ability to dribble the ball well in basketball.

"That pointguard was really good."
"Yeah, he had mad handle."

by Wiarumas December 28, 2005

caught-cum-handed

derived from the latinish phrase-word thing caught-red-handed. its when you know your dad isn't home and you hear whoreish, moaning noises from your parents bedroom and you walk in and you see your friend fucking your mother in her vagina and then at his climax pulls it out and sprays his cum all over your mothers face and other body parts such as her hands. he then will take his penis and stick it in your mothers mouth causing his wiener cheese to spray all over your mother. best when done with people named Susan. also known as friend-cum-in-your-mothers handididation.

Fuck were caught-cum-handed. Damn it Matt i was just about to jizz on your mom's face.

by Nigth Tigers March 28, 2008

left-handed

Cause of left-handedness. Lost cause in the eyes of educators, all due to that fact that lazy parents did not take the time to beat their children into the right habit at the appropriate age.

"All the job requirements are fulfilled...yet due to the fact that you are left-handed, we cannot hire you at our company at this time."
"Left-handed is like being ass handed."
"We left-handers also have rights! We want equality!"

by c_sheila September 25, 2005

handle your business

to masterbate; to do whatever it is you need to do to get something accomplished.

You know what you need to do, so just handle your business!

by greengumby1 September 27, 2006

left handed

When a persons got sinister(which is actually latin for left handed)motives, or is about to double crossyou.

I got a feelin that theres some left handed shit goin down here...

by the-game155 December 22, 2007

Dyke handles

The term "dyke handles" describes a style of bangs popular in the lesbian community. Similar to a reverse mullet but without the emo connotations, and also known as bitch bangs, dyke handles usually comprise two longer lengths of hair on either side of the face that can be anywhere from cheekbone-length to chin-length, and are typically longer than the rest of the hair.

"Becky shaved her head, but kept her dyke handles, shortly after coming out."

by Ophelia_69 January 9, 2010