Homo Hood

A very obnoxious, narcustic hoodlum who, enjoys a mans company or penus.

MAN! Did you see that Homo Hood?! I saw him with Darnell just yesterday!

by beatthatjared March 7, 2011

homo shine

Closet gay, usually elderly man with great style. Usually with dapper style and/or beard. Notable for shiny scalp with sheen.

Joe: Damn he got dat swagg.
Moe: He may act str8 but he homo shine.

by killuminati_cho November 22, 2011

Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.

"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."

by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011

no homo lmao

“No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .

*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao

by ….hi…. November 24, 2021

mad homo

Noun: a man who looks like a girl, but doesn’t identify as a girl.

Verb: gay sex

noun

Hobo 1: Bro he looks mad homo

Hobo 2: nobody asked
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verb

Hobo 1: bro what happened in that tent? that looked mad homo

Hobo 2: we were putting hobo 3’s sex doll back together

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! March 26, 2023

Schrodinger's homo

When a person you normally think of as straight compliments you in such a way that you can't decide whether or not that they are a homosexual. There's a 50% chance that they are gay. Especially if they say "no homo."

Rick "Hey those pants really define the shape your ass. No homo."

Steve "Thanks, but is there something else you need to tell me?"

Alan "Rick has always been a Schrodinger's homo. Just embrace it."

by HarryStamperOil December 23, 2022

Homo shamer

Similar to homophobic, but not actually afraid of gay people or culture. Instead, homo shamers are intolerant to gay people.

Eric: Dude stop sucking my dick.
Shane: you homo shamer!!!!!

by Mix and Mum July 26, 2017