grasshopper

A novice or occasional pot smoker, or a weed mooch. Someone who smokes pot whenever it is offered to them, but doesn't go out of their way to find it.

Dan's a real grasshopper: he never goes looking, but he's always ready to hit when we pull out the bong.

by fasteddie08 December 28, 2005

Grass Stain

1. The level above a pot head or stoner. One who smokes unhuman, almost extraterrestrial amounts of marijuana.

2. A way to explain one's state of mind when extremely high.

1. Yo Fred you're a straight up grass stain.

2. I'm so grass stained right now I feel like I have to mow my hair.

by C-Noe April 8, 2009

ass is grass

Yes, it does imply the addressee's doom, but for a slightly different etymology, see the quote below:

Sergeant to buck private: "Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."

by Graycard May 12, 2008

Grasseling

When someone is taking their sweet time doing any sort of activity. Usually associated with slow play on the golf course.

Hey Ryan! Quite grasseling around and hit your golf ball already!

by yohnson May 8, 2011

Grassley-eyed

To be in an position of power and yet completely ignore the common courtesies of social interactions. This is especially prominent among WASP cis males in the Republican Party.

Example: when Sen Chuck Grassley failed to introduce Mrs. Christine Blasey Ford during the Kavenaugh hearings.

My date was a grassley-eyed jerk! He interrupted me by first saying "let me not interrupt you" and then don't bother introducing me to his friends at the party

by youcanbytemyascii September 28, 2018

Emo Grass

Grass that literally cuts itself!!!

Han: Hey Paul look your grass cut itself isnt that cool.
Paul: Yeah its called Emo Grass its really cool i wake up and my lawns cut perfect.

by If your alright with it i am October 11, 2011

grasshole

grasshole: can be used in two separate occasions
(adjective)
1. when one doesn't want to swear but imply 'asshole'

(noun)
2. when one 'plays' dirty, with references to the gross shat under the grass

1. "Jaime is such a grasshole for dumping Liz."

2. "Eww, ur so perverted...go to the back and lick a grasshole or sumthin you CACK."

by AJ22885 June 9, 2005