Grinder

The Grinder- First discovered on a Doom 3 demo, is the god of all grinding machines. It is basically a cylindrical pit with a catwalk just overtop of it. Only half of the pit is visible, as the other half is covered (it is a rather shallow pit). This cylindrical hole in the floor has two rotating arms of great mass that rotate at sonic velocities from the center, sort of like a misshapen giant food processor. Countless monsters can be spawned in the grinder only to see the arm sweep them underneath the covered section, and the same arm emerging with nothing but a bloodstain.

The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.

"I heard Gerald got turned into noobioes"
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"

by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

Grundel Grinder

one who has sex with the hair between the anus and the vagina

Man Ray, why you got to grundel grind my cousin busta?

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

grundle

(verb) To place an object in the area between your testicles and anus (i.e. the grundle). This is generally done when attempting to bring prohibited items into a venue where entrants are patted down.

"Yo Thabius, make sure you grundle that bowl before we get to the security check-point."

by AppleJax September 4, 2006

grinder

device used to make illicit substances easier to enter in to the blood stream

put those rocks into my grinder

by bling December 1, 2003

grundle muffin

A delicious mix of excavated nuts, mixed with grundle juice (see prior reference)and nether-yeast, baked overnight after a 5 hour tequila fu*k. Serve warm with coffee.

Honey, bring me some grundle muffin and some aspirin.

by Viva La Grundle January 24, 2006

Grundle

a smooth,gushy, soft, flexible, damp, smelly, area between ones penis or vagina and their asshole

all the chicks dig my grundle it is the most fnuuest thing to play with

by crazy dave May 25, 2003

grundle

The grundle is the area between the penis and the asshole. This area is the most dark and hairy realm of the human male body. I like to call it pergatory - the area between heaven and hell.

"First I'll suck you're cock and if you're nice, I will pet your grundle"

by Pete April 3, 2005