Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.
John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"
by Luscan November 24, 2011
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Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.
Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.
by jhdemicco February 28, 2013
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Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.
Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend
by siforek February 27, 2012
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google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.
Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.
by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015
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Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.
oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.
by Notorious Chicka April 11, 2017
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Google Politics

Politics using information found on google or any other mainstream media source. Usually used by people wishing to defend political views that can't be supported by actual facts.
That person doesn't know what they're talking about; you can tell by their blatant use of google politics.
by Mair November 03, 2009
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panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible
“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”
by quietemerald August 12, 2019
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