angry google

The act of Googling something to prove a point. Usually the Googler is upset that he/she is being challenged.

Daddy is about to show Mommy his angry Google face kids.

Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!

by moezombieful April 24, 2014

Google lazy

When you are too lazy to google something yourself. So you text a friend and ask them the question you could have easily googled yourself.

Kelli (texting): "What kind of material was Han Solo frozen in?"

Brigette (replying): "Carbonite, my Google lazy little sister."

by classikjane August 31, 2012

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek May 17, 2012

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

google-allergic

people who think they know everything and don't need to do any research about anything.

people who pull 'information' out of their asses.

Girl 1: Hey, you seen Bill lately? He's so annoying.

Girl 2: UGH, I just had another run-in with that Google-allergic nut! What a freak!

by I am Google-tolerant! January 2, 2010