panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

angry google

The act of Googling something to prove a point. Usually the Googler is upset that he/she is being challenged.

Daddy is about to show Mommy his angry Google face kids.

Don't challenge him, he is an angry Googler!

by moezombieful March 18, 2014

google-slapped

To get overwhelmed by a list of links that counter your argument.

Jimbo google-slapped a denialist conservative with a list of links to stories discussing Republican candidates that are neo-Nazis.

by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 11, 2017

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 02, 2017

google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems

You know nothing, you fucking google developer

by kendoui June 07, 2017

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 01, 2009