panic google

when you are worried about something and you decide to start googling, and therefore end up in a downward spiral of absolute panic about everything possible

“Hey, are you panic googling again?!”
“I saw the results and I just had to panic google!”

by quietemerald August 12, 2019

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018

Google it up

To sophisticatedly look something up with your pinky fully extended

Google it up young sir

by Gdoodjohnson June 17, 2018

Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.

I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."

by bango_15 July 20, 2018

Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

google developer

A person that uses google to solve all their software development problems

You know nothing, you fucking google developer

by kendoui June 7, 2017

google history

Your browsed porn collections, often used as a joke.

I deleted my google history so my mom won’t know.

by Description Dictionary November 2, 2017