An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes
tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real
life, they would probably
shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop
Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the
hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop
gangster."