death grips fan

the most unhinged people that you'd never want to hang out with

person nr. 1: hey, let's be friends!
person nr. 2: okay, what's your favorite band?
person nr. 1: i'm a death grips fan!!! 1!1!
person nr. 2: *slowly backs away and leaves*

by john overscore December 31, 2023

grip me up

To basically cop a feel

You should come thru and grip me up sometime

by Flint water March 4, 2024

poor man’s grip

When your home gym doesn’t have any heavier dumbbells, so you hold two in one hand.

I didn’t have any 75s, so I had to use the poor man’s grip.

by AcidityBM December 25, 2023

Gorillah grip pussy

A strong pelvic floor developed from chronic clitoral masterbation.

“Last time I worked that ass, my girl and her gorillah grip pussy and put the lock down on my cock. I couldn’t pull out or push in. I could only give her a high five!”

by Peter Two Tones January 31, 2025

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

Gripping the walls

The act of taking such an extraordinary sh*t that you have to hold onto the walls for dear life.

“That Mexican food had me gripping the walls fr”

by Skymam56 March 10, 2025

Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)

I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.

by The Yehudanater April 4, 2022