Forde

The lesser know son of the Horseman War.Forde was demoted to Demigod status because of his affair with the Greek Moon Goddess, Achelois.This scandal was only to be one of many,each of which became more deviant than the last.Forde’s actions became public,which infuriated and War,who could do nothing since he had dealt the harshest punishment allowed for such acts.Forde’s downfall came during one of his,now too frequent,excursion.Just before the climax, Forde performed a,now widely known,’DonkeyPunch’.Unfortunately ,Forde was too aggressive,having been used to more perverted acts,ended up killing his partner.Killing another God was strictly forbidden,Forde’s punishment was dealt out swiftly.Forde was stripped of his power and was cast down to earth for 1000 years.During is first year he was captured by the Maya who sacrificed him to please their Gods.Upon Forde’s death,his spirit was inadvertently released and free to roam the word. Forde wandered the earth,saturating the land with his presence.He found a place amongst the Roman’s as a fertility God but later fell into a cult status of a Deity of Perversion,much favoured by the Emperor Nero.Forde was chased out of Italy by Diana,the Roman Goddess of the Hunt.His later actions are unaccounted for,but it is believed that he escaped into Germany and then the UK. Forde is synonymous with; Perversion,deviant,sex obsession

see that guy there?
ya?
he's a Forde
how do you know?
he was on the news.they caught him flogging a dead horse

by don'cha'know January 19, 2011

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magnetic force

The consuming desire to be properly fucked by someone equally amazing!

Felix's magnetic force was so intense Amber knew she was in trouble.

by BoldBeauty September 4, 2017

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Fore

Nickname for the guy who swung at anything because he had a golf club handy. He kept yelling "fore" way too late so there were many casualties.

"Oh sh..'FORE!'"
Dude, say it earlier next time!
Sorry

by sammyxs May 9, 2011

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Forced Farts

When one squeezes a fart out of ones ring and it makes quite a high pitched sound almost like you are clenching

Dude that was such a forced fart

by Alex Broadbent January 5, 2004

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force

It should be noted that while force is not exactly the amount of energy applied to an object, it is the instantaneous amount of energy applied per distance when not balanced by other forces. Forces can consist of troops and their equipment, whose bullets, by the way, transfer enough force to cause damage to most materials.

dE=(F->)*(dx->)
Change in energy of an object in motion is the cross product (sum of component products of two vectors) of the sum of applied forces and the change in position.

by oberon August 15, 2004

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