Florida

Also known as the Sunshine state because of its year round warm weather, florida is a great place to live. It's a pretty common stereotype that florida is filled with snowbirds and old people and that is 100% true. The old people are known for driving 20-30 miles under the speed limit and causing careless car accidents however on the plus side if an old person hits you it's very unlikely anyone will be seriously injured or killed and your car will probably have very little damage because old people don't usually go over 20 mph so you're good. The term "snowbirds" refer to the northerners that visit florida and they wear shorts and sit outside tanning when it's 60 degrees out while the floridians are inside bundled up with the heater on. In florida we get hurricanes all the time and they don't scare us unless their high categories. In fact hurricanes are welcomed because it's a good excuse to have a day off and hurricane parties are pretty typical down here. The weather in florida is extremely bipolar it's typical for it to pour really hard for 2 minutes and then have completely clear skies minutes later. Winter doesn't really exist in florida especially in south florida where it will occasionally get below 60 during the day in the winter time but other than that it's pretty much warm year round, Floridians consider below 60 to be freezing and we start bringing out the winter coats and uggs when it gets to that temperature.

The old people in Florida can't drive to save their lives!

by Awesomenessbruhh February 16, 2015

Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Florida Gaytard

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

floral crown

When a man is getting titty fucked or a blowjob, and at the last moment pulls out and cums all over the woman's forehead and hair. Similar to a pearl necklace but above the eyes instead of below the chin.

After the concert, I took that hippy chick back to my room, totally gave her a floral crown!

by Goldeneye0716 June 4, 2016

florjon

A black haired Phineas

Who dat guy with that Dorito head?
oh its florjon

by pooptasticlover May 21, 2016

Floridouche

A douche from Florida; namely, someone who douches it up outside of their swamp region of crocodiles and old people inhabitants where it's completely uncalled for and unwanted and needs serious help going back to their swamp hole; a name that sends every douche back to the bayou of Swampland.

Me: "Floridouche, SHUT IT."
FD: "ok, I'm going back to Tampa." *crawls*

by MsSkill July 19, 2016

Floral Wallpaper

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017