semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014

Cabin Fever

Okay movie where these idiot college grads go to a cabin and get sick. The only redeeming qualities of this movie are the comedy and the brunette chick who gets naked a few times and shows her boobies.

Some of the comedy in Cabin Fever:

preppy college grad: why the hell are you shooting squirrels?

redneck college grad: because theyre gay

also...

preppy college grad @ the convenience shop: whats the gun for?

owner of the convenience shop: niggers

later.....

black guys at the convenience shop: yo? sup dawg? wheres our gun?

owner of the convenience shop: whassup my niggers? your guns right over here!

by White Sox Rule June 4, 2004

beaver fever

A sexually transmitted disease, a gash rash

After shaggin' this bird, tha doc told me I had caught a 'beaver fever'

by Safecracker G September 10, 2004

jungle fever

Though historically the term implied the sexual attraction of a Caucasian to an African, it has since been more widely used to denote the sexual attraction of an individual from a more expansive set of ethnic origins (e.g., Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, Latino, or even Aboriginal, etc.) to a person of African (Black) ethnicity. The term has even shifted enough colloquially to commonly include an African who is attracted to a non-African, or merely the attraction of a person from one ethnicity or racial background to a person with a diversely different racial background. It is interesting to note that in several western ideologies it is the Black Africans who are associated with the Jungle; although all people's ancestors originated from the Jungle, possibly because of popular images that stem from associations with classic African slavery in the United States, it has become a common presupposition that the Jungle belongs to Black Africans. This has been exploited negatively and positively by both Black Africans and those who are not Black Africans. What may be even more significant to observe is the phenomenal implication of such an 'urbanly' popular term: it is becoming increasingly common in this age of homogenizing Globalization for some people to be attracted to that which is different, or exotic: This either conscious choice/ or subconscious instinct could result in the mutation or evolution of the Homo sapiens species. (Good or bad depending on the reader's ideology).

JUNGLE FEVER in CONTEXT:

Crescent: "Hey, so is Mike taking you to the Valentine's extravaganza?"

Abigail: "No, (bastard). He's taking Shamiqua."

Crescent: "Ope--! junGLE... FEEEEVVVVAAAA....!"

Or:

A-Hoff: "Dude, that biznizeyach ain't even sexy in the slightest. Why you let her tickle your booty?"

Bo-Bo Nuts: "I just don't know, bull-balls. I just don't know. It's like she has a spell on me. When ever I'm around her I just feel like time stops."

A-Hoff: "Hoo hoo, hoo.... JuGLE FEEEEVVVVAAAA!!!"

by Che Boludo March 6, 2010

Jew Fever

attraction to women with jewish features; the jewish answer to jungle fever and yellow fever

Sarah Silverman gives me jew fever.

by spliffthespaceman December 31, 2014

Pussy Fever

A condition describing a lack of trust because a bud isn't thinking straight due to lack of intimacy with some woman.

"You can't trust his decisions - he has pussy fever." Explaining how you end up at some store/mall because that's where she works or hangs out.

by Anon808 July 20, 2012

Summer Fever

The feeling, or lack thereof, you get after school gets out, and you've finished all the things you dreamed about doing in the past months; you wake up about noon one day mid-vacation and you realize you've got nothing on your schedule besides eating and sleeping.

"Jeez, Bobby, I haven't seen you this bored since you caught summer fever in August.."
*Bobby throws a ping-pong ball at his dog*

by John Parask. January 3, 2009