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February 14

National marry your crush day even if they say no.
she looks cute I'm going to marry her

She is probably born on February 14
by ginger nut November 5, 2020
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February 7

Most people born on February 7 are very easy to talk to but can also be introverts, and shy people. If you were born on February 7th most of you come across as sad people but can lighten anyone's day
When's your birthday?
February 7
Omg your so easy to talk to!
by I like ur tits November 23, 2021
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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks
Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches
by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021
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February 28

Why did she get you a fish
Because it is February 28
by anonymous November 5, 2021
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February 2nd

birthday of a legend, he deserves everything he wants, no limit on the amounts of money he gets to spend that day
by KingKrab_ November 18, 2021
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February 28

they day that kings or queens are born on
Friend:hey when is your birthday?
Y/N: February 28, why?
Friend:because someone said February 28 is when kings and queens are born
by rintaculus October 7, 2021
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Fingerblast February

An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.
“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”
by __Spirit November 1, 2021
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