February 8th

National BIG BRAIN day, if you are born on February 8th you have higher than average IQ at least 2000 points, and you are probably DUMMY THICC
congrats buddy

Sara : damn he's born on February 8th? He must be really hot then

by Smallpeen420 October 16, 2019

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February 7th

A legend was born. Ashton Kutcher. Girls born on this day are hot as fuck too

She was born on February 7th

by baeevibez October 23, 2019

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Fingerless February

Ladies Cannot masturbate and or finger herself just like no nut November let so go ladiesssss!!!!!

Lora: Omg Sarah did you hear it’s fingerless February

Sarah: OH NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by That1Mexican November 4, 2019

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Fingerless February

Fingerless February is a month where girls shall not finger theirselves at all.

Karen, did you hear about Fingerless February?

by Ralph-Sparks November 4, 2019

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February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

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An annually occurring event in which those with a vagina finger themselves each day of the month in accordance to the day it is. If it’s the 22nd, the person will finger themselves 22 times. Each time only counts after an orgasm.

“Hey Freja, it’s Fingerblast February, have you fingered yourself today?”

by __Spirit November 1, 2021

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