Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 28, 2023

Grant farmer

A business that relies solely on government funding to exist. Applying for a succession of public money schemes rather than actually making or doing anything useful.

"No. No. No. I'm not interested in a business that is basically a grant farmer" Deborah Meaden

by BadSadhu March 23, 2018

Lady Farmer

One who cultivates women.

Essentially, a player. A lady farmer has women hanging off of him at all times. Every girl in town wants his d.

Alden is such a lady farmer, look at him, surrounded by girls, all wanting the d.

by ALDENISSASSY April 08, 2013

Farmer john

Highly respected womanizer

Rips for days and never gets caught
Rios in class and no one suspects a thing

Did u see farmer john in class rippin he’s such s retard

by Porta john February 15, 2019

founding farmers

A boss resteraunt that you will want to go to everyday(it's Baller)

Have you been to founding farmers yet
Nah
Well you better get yo ass over there

by Baller life January 07, 2017

unknown farmer

the worst insult possible, you aren’t known even in a small time;
irrelevant

you are an unknown farmer

by shatter69 May 08, 2021

FARMER NICK

LITTLE BOY WHO LOVES SIAN

yEP COUNTRY farmer nick

by BOZO123442 September 04, 2023