Fucking Loser Ass Clown
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
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Definition (Core):
A two-faced jerk who pretends to care but is really just trying to control you, mess with your head, or make you look crazy. FLACs act like they know everything, but deep down they’re just insecure manipulators who can’t stand being exposed.
Traits of a FLAC:
• Gaslights you while smiling to your face
• Acts “worried” just to shut you down
• Trashes your reputation while playing the victim
• Shows up late to the situation and still thinks they’re the expert
• Demands respect while contributing nothing
Usage:
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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Bonus Quote:
“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
“That dude said he was checking in on me, but he twisted everything I said to make me look like the lunatic.”
“Don’t waste time arguing with a FLAC — facts bounce right off.”
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Bonus Quote:
“Loses new friends faster than a free sample tray at a stoner festival.”
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