A "metal" band whose music caters to teenagers who want to appear "badass" despite being giant pussies, middle aged rockers who have lost all self respect and are going through a mid-life crisis, and whiny bitches who think listening to their music is cathartic. It's part of a new wave of metal for people who don't really like metal that much, but think it will make them look cool if they listen to it.
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Get the Five Finger Death Punch mug.A famous indie game that started out good, but was ruined by a combination of both it's horrible fanbase and the fact that the creator made tons of sequels that were all too similar to the original. The plot is simple: You play as a night watch person in a Chuck E. Cheese style building, but the animatronic animals all want to kill you.
Cringy kid: Hey dude, did you hear that Five Nights at Freddy's 4 is coming out?
Kid with a brain: Yeah, it's probably gonna be the same as the other 3 games
Kid with a brain: Yeah, it's probably gonna be the same as the other 3 games
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(verb) game played in the car on major highways. when you see a truck or semi that has a series of five lights across the front of the cab, everyone in the car yells "FIVE STAR" and hits the ceiling. the last person to do this has to take off five articles of clothing.
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