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friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.
Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you
by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022
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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
by QuacksO December 30, 2022
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Feed the machine

When you make tons of money but you spend all of it, most of it, or have an excessive amount of monthly notes.
It sure is nice to work with my hands and I sure make tons of money but my wife sure loves to feed the machine.
by Little m1ke January 12, 2023
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Feed Cone

Verb.

Standing in a cone attack in World of Warcraft.
Did you feed cone that pull Smixxy?
by Conefeeder January 13, 2023
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Urban Dictionary Force Feeding

The act of sending the same definition to Urban Dictionary repeatedly with minimal editing in the hopes of it getting accepted.
Did your absolutely essential definition get declined? Try Urban Dictionary Force Feeding!
by ChameleonDragon October 25, 2019
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Bird Feeding

Bird Feeding is when 2 people are kissing after one of them have just vomited
Bird Feeding is also when 2 people are kissing and one of them vomit in the mouth of the other
Daniel: "Bro, what did you and Stacy do last night?"
Greg: "Bro, no cap, she was Bird Feeding me last night"
Daniel: "what the fuck ew"
by Oykel December 4, 2020
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feed the ducks

Phrase made popular by none other than Kelly McCoy as a way to say “go f@$k yourself” or “leave me alone.” Similar to the saying, “kick rocks
I don’t have time for your drama. Find a hobby. Why don’t you go feed the ducks
by Phoenix35 December 14, 2020
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