Fact-Ory

One whose general knowledge of arcane and useless subjects causes them to spew facts intermittently to no avail.

Doug - "Did you know that all polar bears are left handed?"

John - "Uh... No... but that's interesting."

Claire - "Oh, don't mind dug. He's a fact-ory."

by Socko_Detheroc December 9, 2008

Facestigating

When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.

I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.

thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

Facestigate

When someone investigates someone via facebook. Looks at there wall, profile, info, photos and etc.

I facestigate people every day!

I better facestigate this girl before I ask her out.

by aburch21 September 7, 2011

facist

Noun: Someone who discriminates people with different faces from theirs, much like racism, but with faces.
Adjective: Discriminating people with different faces from the person being facist. Again, much like racism.

Also this is not how you spell fascist.

Person A: Her face looks like shit. I'm not inviting her over to any of my events.
Person B: Hey, that's facist! You're a facist!
Person C: Did I hear Person A was a fascist?
Person B: No no no, FACIST. Not FASCIST.
Person C: Oh. My bad.

by Hibot3000 May 14, 2017

Opinionated-Fact

An Opinion which is actually a fact

(Me talking to a friend)

Me-Italian food is better then Polish food

Friend- That's just an Opinion

Me- No that's an Opinionated-Fact

by bdr8889 February 12, 2013

facesty

usually the term given for if you walk past someone and they give you a 'dirty'....aka giving you a nasty look.

when you walk past someone and for no reason they look at you in an unfriendly way...you can then swing your arm above your head and shout at the top of your voice-"Facesty"
or "Don't get facesty yeah!"

by snazzy January 5, 2008

fact

A fact is the piece of skin located betwen a females vagina and her anus.

If you hit that, you're in the shit and that's a fact.

by Frankie and the maddog January 7, 2005