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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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Evolutionise

To reinvent an existing way of working
We have evolutionised the catering industry
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Evolutionist

An individual who is an adherent of the evolutionism movement/philosophy. A word often used in contrast with creationist.
"That person is an evolutionist!"
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Emotional third wheel

The act of being with a person who is trying to comfort another person when you have no real reason to be there. You are not helping in the act, though you originally intended to. You appear to just be a random person sitting next to someone who is trying to emotionally comfort another.
My friend James was comforting some girl because she had a fallout with her boyfriend. I was gonna help comfort her too, but he kinda took over. I felt like I was an emotional third wheel and left them to their talking and cuddling session.
by Anon Y. Mous 74 October 6, 2013
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emotional emily

A girl or a boy that has their emotions ruling over their action

Corrie: Kayla, you smell.
Kayla: *hits*
Corrie: Emily.
An Emotional Emily.
Corrie: Kayla, you smell.
Kayla: *hits*
Corrie: Emily.
by Corriethefatfat November 30, 2013
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Emotion Lotion

A comical/slang phrase used to describe a mans sperm or semen.
Claudia was surprised by the sheer amount of Emotion Lotion Ted deposited on her Face!
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emotional douche bag

a fucking asshole who decided to be a fucking cry baby and cry about every thing.
by hisoldbitch69 January 30, 2016
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