Elijah

Is always gaslighting and not funny

“What do runners eat before a race … nothing they fast”- elijah

by yourraweirdo August 5, 2025

Elijah

A stupid, ugly person who nobody likes

Elijah

by 420$69 March 15, 2022

Elijah

Sexy and amazing person.

definitely didn't write this for myself

"Did you see Elijah today?"
"Yeah, they're fucking hot."
"SO TRUE!"

by lovejoyyy July 22, 2021

Elijah

That one friend that has a 4tb hard drive full of porn sorted on the actress, but secretly advocates futanari hentai and is extremely gay.

Aye you see that dude over there? He really looks like an Elijah.

by HarryLLC September 27, 2021

Elijah

Elijah don’t really give a flying fuck about anything in the world and just wants to be by himself.

Elijah dosent give asf about you

by lijahissolo November 19, 2023

Elijah

The best and honest also sexiest Pearson ever ladies if you ever see a elijah get close couse he is you’re dream boy i wish had an elijah next to me

Elijah is sexy

by That’s that macaroni December 10, 2018

Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022