by DxstyLuvs October 07, 2022
Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid
by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024
Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
A nigga that sits with three weirdoes at a lunch table and they debate every day that is so goddam annoying
You suck Elijah Massey
by Mhrheh December 01, 2021
A person with homosexual syndrome , who gets no females who loves meat riding Spider-Man, and sucks hella meat has Elijah Beltzer syndrome
by Dr.Richard Pryor January 01, 2024
a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
by milk god June 07, 2021
The opposite of bye felicia. When you feel obligated to say hello to the annoying bloke at work no one really likes, but feel you have to try to be nice to anyway.
Friend 1: Oh god, here comes you known who. Friend 2: Ugh! He's so annoying.
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
Annoying guy: Hey guys!
Friends: Hi Elijah!
Now confused annoying guy: What?
(Friends snicker)
by Betty Noir April 12, 2018