A thick daddy who can suck you up in 2 minutes. he takes it raw and carries a 7 inch on him. Ladies, it only takes 3.5 inches to reach that dangly thing in the back of your neck. he can be described as Hella gay and often says that he will get waves when we all know he is not. The lies he tells are immaculate. He is not afraid t get his hands dirty and get the job done. He has experience with all types of people.
by HondaSensai November 2, 2020

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by Random Rush June 7, 2018

He is amazing but when he is or was 6 he will throw a hot wheels at your left side of your forehead and give you a yellow bruse and a bloody wound with a soon to be scar
by My butt hurts January 20, 2018

Elijah is attractive, a little on the bigger side, and likes lots of junk food like taco bell. But if you look past his weird side and get to know him, he can be pretty chill. Also he can poo in less than a second tho which is pretty cool.
Speaker 1: WOAH... That fella over there is so annoying gosh I just hate him.
Speaker 2: Nah, that's Elijah GD. He can poo in less than a second.
Speaker 2: Nah, that's Elijah GD. He can poo in less than a second.
by Mr.Pork January 13, 2023

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by NVx October 10, 2022
