emotional microwave popcorn friend

This is your friend that you can contact when you are upset who is quick to help support you and be there for you, but ultimately what support they provide does not last and it is not all that healthy anyway. You will lean on this person whenever you can despite knowing they are not really all that helpful.

Gabriel was upset over Lola - AGAIN! He text Lisbeth and soon they were speaking. He poured out his heart. She listened and helped soothe his dispirited soul. Unfortunately, Lisbeth was his emotional microwave popcorn friend. An hour after they spoke he was heartbroken again. He made some microwave popcorn and wept into the bowl watching Baywatch.

by von groovy August 4, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

Emotional Shirtcocking

Baring your soul and being emotionally vulnerable

When Denny asked me what was really troubling me, I really didn't feel better until he encouraged me to do some emotional shirtcocking.

by Playa Wizard April 9, 2023

Emotional support dinosaur

Someone who you depend on who is taller than you, someone you can trust, someone who you want to make sure is safe, someone who keeps you stable

“They are my emotional support dinosaur.”

“I’m their emotional support dinosaur.”

by TheScottishQueen September 16, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Fortnite flapper emote

Mankywave loves this song, HE CANT STOP PLAYING IT he is a silly goose

Mankywavw:oh Hengi please play da Fortntie flapper emote i beg you

Hengi:i mean... if you like it that much i guess ill play it. ( Fortnite flapper emote )

by A suspicious blobfish July 29, 2022

Emotional nude

When someone sends you a deep and heartfelt message, allowing you to see their true feelings

“Damn bro how’s it going with that girl?”

“Pretty good, she sent me an emotional nude last night”

by yungeth lenworthiness March 3, 2018