Elijah

A lolicon. Probably watches love live and stans Maki and hates Nico. His waifus are all underaged or look like they are.

Guy 1: Yo is that a Lysithea stan. Gee, he sure likes lolis
Guy 2: Hey it's Elijah

by werdnAtoNyllatoT June 11, 2020

Elijah

Elijah is a g@y monkey. He has a big Shlong too. Don’t be fouled because he has such a big horse.

Omg! There’s Elijah and his big shlong

by Daddy gilbert May 11, 2022

Elijah

I know we've all watched the Eli movie and are scared but the Elijah boys are the sweetest boys you'll ever meet. They are the best males you'll ever know so if you lose an Elijah, you deserve to lose your life.

Girl 1: I'm into J___ again
Boy 1: 'Wtf why don't you date Elijah? He's sexy af'
Girl 1: Dude that's gay...

by MyManIsSoHotWTF October 15, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

by Laconic February 3, 2022

Elijah DG

Hottest man on earth

Kaide: Have you seen Elijah DG, hes bad innit
Antoni: seek mental help

by BigTony69 October 2, 2023

elijah long

Elijah is the hottest dude around and he will make you wet.

Man, Elijah Long has a Long dick!

by 21Pilotsismyfav October 29, 2017

Elijah

Elijah is the most loving, selfless person on this planet. He’s outgoing, active and most of the time not lazy. He loves to play the instruments, could be the guitar, piano or both. He is shy but that doesn’t stop him from gaining attention. He thinks little of himself, but others see him as attractive, smart and kind. he’s awesome and he is really focused on the things he really wants. if you get the chance to be by his side, don't let go of him. he gets attached easily, and doesn’t let go, no matter the situation. many fall for him but they’re not an interest to him if he has you by his side. Elijah is a really great person and many have to strive to be like him.

Elijah, i love you

by anonymous0798 June 20, 2023