Cum dumpster

A whore

Why would you date her dude? She's just a cum dumpster!

by Phouc Meeh September 26, 2015

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dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.

I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.

by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021

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Cum-dumpster

Someone who takes all the load during sexual intercourses or conducts.

During a frat party, Akif became a cum-dumpster as everyone was spraying their semen on him.

by Suzy blea March 9, 2022

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cum dumpster

A person who is known for taking up cum, usually as an insult. Most cum dumpsters are dream super fans/stans.

"bruh Spicy Bun Pumpkin#6014 ur such a cum dumpster"

by truleef November 30, 2022

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Dumpster Mattress Blowjob

The act of receiving a less than stellar blowjob from some rando life coach behind a dumpster on top of a mattress after bar close.

Life Coach: Hi dude I never met before 10 minutes ago! Want to cuddle on this perfectly good mattress that was thrown away?
Dude: Ummm, ok.

(Both lie down together)
Life Coach: Want to make out?
Dude: Sure why not?
(Proceed to make out)
Dude: Hey you're not bad with your tongue.
Life Coach: You have no idea! Would you like a dumpster mattress blowjob!?
Dude: Yolo

by Cockopotomous January 10, 2018

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