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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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canoe boat driver

After she talked to the judge and jiggled the jury, I had a face to face discussion with the canoe boat driver. I gave that bastard a tongue lashing.
by shane shane shane July 7, 2006
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I can't drive 55

A song about people that have the inability to drive at exactly 55MPH (55KPH in other places). Written by the replacer Sammy Hagar in the year of 1984.
Dude, I can't drive 55! It's not on my dashboard!
by videogames4all June 20, 2009
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bruce the bus driver

Bruce the bus driver is an evil man he loves little children and loves sucking lily pops he will chew on your toes and eat sloppy hamburgers
by Boy on the bus March 7, 2017
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asian driver

a race of people that have the ability to design and build great car's but yet they lack the skill to drive them

have the ability to piss off english, spanish speakers
asian drivers are

erratic

fail to indicate
drive at rediculas speed
fail to obey road rules
fail to stop at stop sign
kurb mag wheels
50 % vision at all times
fail to understand english

have the ability to piss off locals
by the western society December 1, 2011
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driving miss daisy

Driving in a car with two people, but instead of the passenger riding shotgun, they are sitting in the back seat. Refers to the film "Driving Miss Daisy". May or may not involve the person in the back seat getting high.
Why was your friend sitting in the back seat? Oh, he wanted to go driving miss daisy style.
by smashmole June 30, 2009
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drive by suicide

Car bomber who blows themselves up and harms nobody else in the process.
Another drive by suicide today as a palestinian terrorist set off his carbomb early, resulting in his own death but none others.
by mikeg.com October 10, 2002
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