Jelley Donut

The act of ejaculating in your partners mouth, and then punching your patner in the mouth so that the blood mixes with the semen and creates a jelley like apperance.

dude, she kept rubbing her teeth on my junk, so when i came i repaid her with a jelley donut.

by Maximus Eroticas July 5, 2011

donut monkies

Software developers who consume too much tea and sugared snacks and communicate via IRC despite being in the same office - only 2 desks away.

Ed and Craig are two dedicated donut monkies

by Bored@Work September 12, 2006

Bleeding Donut

When you've had way too much hot sauce for your own good and your ass is bleeding from shitting so much. It is also so inflamed that if you were to shit just one more time you may end up in reconstructive rectum surgery.

Julie: are you ok? you've been shitting for about half an hour now, do you need an ambulance?

Damian: I ate way too many burritos last night, I swear i have a bleeding donut right now

by JulieLafleur March 18, 2010

dunkin' donuts

v. Verb
dunkin' donuts (dun-kin dough-nuts)

A sex act in which a male inserts his testicles in another persons rectum.

"I said dunkin' donuts you crazy Chinese bitch!"

OR

Woman: "Just what the hell do you think your doing?"
Man: "I said dunkin' donuts youn crazy Chinese bitch!"

by Lufty December 26, 2005

Dirty Donut

Sexually, a combination of a dirty sanchez and a jelly donut. First the male will perform a dirty sanchez with the female, then directly transition to perform a jelly donut.

"Last night I was feeling especially naughty and let him give me a dirty donut."

by Ja Ruhl May 20, 2007

tragic donut

A gothic girl who isn't to bright and shallow as well. {donut} {Tragic} {Bimbo} {Shallow} {Gothic}

That girl is really a tragic donut

by Dave Tek November 19, 2007

French Donut

A girls poop tube that has a raging case of thrush. It's the combination of cheese and chocolate that makes it so very "Très French".

I was so drunk last night that I banged a girl with a 'French Donut'. A trip to the chemist for some anti-fungal cream will hold back the dick cheese from setting in.

by Captain Benno May 20, 2010