When you’re so single it makes you sad
Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you
Symptoms: depression like symptoms, torturing yourself on Pinterest by looking at pictures of couples, being annoyed by other couples, trying to find a husband in any public location, crying at every sad song you hear to the point where your mates have to check on you
Lily: you seem sad everything ok?
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)
Ellie: yeah I’ve just never had a boyfriend, I’m suffering from BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)
by Fellow BDD sufferer May 28, 2021
Get the BDD (boyfriend deprivation disorder)mug. When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
by satcheltotheface October 12, 2017
Get the Chronic Scotch Imitation Disordermug. The disorder turns straight men homosexual.
Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.
Some cases are far worse, however, with some never finding a cure in their entire life.
by Stupid Af June 21, 2021
Get the TBGD (The Big Gay Disorder)mug. A person who believes that they are better then others, but also believe that they are also the worst at everything.
Yeah I think that I have NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder) .
Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
Yeah that kid Isaac says he has NCCD (narcissistic conceited catastrophist disorder).
by The Goat 16 December 14, 2021
Get the narcissistic conceited catastrophist disordermug. after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
by ———— March 3, 2019
Get the post hockey season disordermug. Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.
by GingerLego320 February 22, 2021
Get the Post Traumatic Jazz Disordermug. SDD or Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder is a mental illness which causes spontaneous and uncontrollable dabbing.
It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.
It affects some victims more than others from some dabbing every 10 - 20 minutes, to some dabbing almost every 2 minutes or even less.
by MagSwagg September 20, 2017
Get the SDD (Spontaneous Dabbing Disorder)mug.