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dark zero

Something ominous but is nothing at the same time.
It seem to me it is a dark zero.
by Robsarmpit February 1, 2017
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Dark Lord

The douchebag who wants to use his dick and his dickiness to fick yo gurl and to fuck up your entire goddamn LIFE.
Carter: So what got you down this time friends?
Jan: Tell him Tony.
Tony: It was Lenny he got his ass kicked by...Trent. But Trent then got his ass whooped by...HIM.
Carter: Oh no... Not Him...
Dickface: Who's HE?
Bob: It's...Jansworth. Wait no you're talking about Aiden aren't you?
Tony: Worse.
Jan: WAY FUcKING Worse!
Carter : no...
Because b: no...god...
Dickface: Don't tell me...
Bob: Oh no...
Tony: Oh yes.
Carter: Don't say his name!
Jan: It was Stephen 'Fuckerdoodle'' "Bully Bug" "Dickface" "Al Capone" "O'Donnel Bitchieness" Wankerdoodleswanswogsworn-th.
Caring Idiot: Not him!
Carter: The Dark Lord!
by either everyone or no one care January 19, 2016
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dark butter

Brown butter, we dont know why its dark.
Oscar ate his toast with dark butter.
by Moxy69 April 26, 2016
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dark bar

When you drink an unknown persons drink at a bar. It can be a new drink or an unfinished drink.
Hey man, I don't have any cash. Lets just go to the dark bar.
by Tiiight April 24, 2017
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Dark Star

-A star that has dark motives.

-A bright person with a dark heart.

-Beautiful, yet deadly.

-A star that no one can see but everyone can feel.

-Queen of Darkness

-The Loving Wife of a Man named Strength or Strengthy.

-The Demonic Woman who commands all darkness.
Strength was shot down, and Dark Star cried her dark tears, flooding the world with eternal darkness.
by SecretAdmirer September 30, 2004
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journey into darkness

By far the most perverse sexual practice known to man, this involves shitting directly into another person's asshole.
It takes a very... special person to be able to properly perform the journey into darkness.
by Doc Sigma July 29, 2003
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slipping into darkness

when the toilet paper breaks and your hand slips into your butt crack as you are wiping it.
I hate this cheap toilet paper, every time I wipe I end up slipping into darkness.
by japster February 2, 2015
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