pickle dildo

my pickle dildo is too black for me..
by papi po February 22, 2016
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Dildo-culous

A ridiculously large dildo.
"That is dildo-culous"
by PoonDee and PoonJew January 16, 2010
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Dildo Baggins

A very fun tool that will please you anytime you are feeling down or hurt by another person. Use this to feel great and relieve your anger.
I love to use my Dildo Baggins when Im hurt because it pleases me at the most...
by Dildo Bagginseses April 21, 2017
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Butterfilled dildo

The dildo that ejects melted butter into the vaginal region, it exceeds to the upper stomach, and then through the nostrils into the dildo again! what a cycle (;
Did you buy that new butterfilled dildo?
It's great.
yeah, i'm in love
by tanktoptwisters February 25, 2011
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dildo sack pie

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.
My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.
by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010
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anime dragon dildo

The act of dressing up as your favorite anime character and ramming a dragon dildo into your anus while screaming "HAIL HYDRA"
Guy: I heard my neighbor anime dragon dildoing last night

Girl: Man that sounds hot
by AnimeDragonDildoReviewer February 18, 2017
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Kate Upton's dildo

*scratches off lottery ticket
"KATE UPTON'S DILDO! I WON THE LOTTERY. FUCK YOU, BITCHES! I'M OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE! I QUIT!"
by deycallmebigdick February 28, 2014
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