Clunt

Cunt Cult of which members are cult cunts. The collective members are the cunt cult clan.

Use for people who are cultishly cunts.

Clunt is a generalised noun for someone for a cunt whos behaviour is cultist.

by Triggered fish December 3, 2021

Count Snackula

A Romanian with completely wrecked teeth, I'm talking seriously fucked up chompers to the point where it gives you tooth ache just looking at them. The clusterfuck in the Romanians mouth is caused by years of shit eating habits and excessive neediness.

The fuck-wit count snackula tried to drink her blood but settled for a packet of walkers instead.

by Rish the rocket January 18, 2022

Chunt

A chubby cunt.

Wow. She’s such a chunt.

by LongBingy May 18, 2022

Chunt

When famous Aussie legend Kath from Kath and Kim is corrected for using ‘cardonnay’ instead of correct pronounciAtion ‘Chardonnay’ she counters with “yeah all right ya pack of CHUNTS”

You’re a pack of chunts!

by Crunchiest666 August 6, 2022

Counter dibs shield

A counter dibs shield is a defensive word to counter the attack of a counter dib, therefore, canceling out the counter dib.

(The counter dib shield does not have to be explicitly recited as "counter dib shield", it can also be recited as simply "counter dibs" at the same time someone else is calling a counter dib by saying the same thing.)

Peter: Dibs on the TV!

*At the same time:*
Steve: Counter dibs!
Peter: Counter dibs shield!

Steve: Awh drat!

by PeetRRRR August 28, 2022

Chunt

Chunt is all and Chunt is one. He is a mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, step-chunt, and much more. All in one package. Jesus pales in comparison to Chunt. That is all.

Chunt my skrunt.

by Hunter J Barton Jr. Sr. IV September 2, 2022

count your blessing

be grateful of a positive outcome then negative (vice versa) or last second decision that would’ve turn sour of the matter at that time or place.

“Count your blessing” as today is not your time.

by VicBeRolling May 29, 2023