Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

deli curtains

Pussy flaps

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?

by Aaaaaaahyt April 12, 2014

Zion Curtain

The Israel-Gaza Border Wall

Did you hear the news? Palestine broke through the Zion Curtain

by ChloeClorox June 1, 2024

Behind Closed Curtains

A radio show on WUMF 100.1 from 12:00 AM to 2:00 AM Tuesday mornings.

They tuned into Behind Closed Curtains to listen to some kick ass music.

by Eagle Ray February 11, 2009

Bong curtain

A scrappy homemade curtain (usually tacky and flower print) that hangs over the cubby in your wall/ desk where you hide your bong.

"Hey man, that's a tight bong curtain!"

"Hey man, shut the bong curtain"

by kavachan August 25, 2011

couch curtain

The flap of fabric that hangs at the bottom of the couch

Hey watch out don't spill it on the couch curtain

by child if God December 7, 2015

Metal curtain

A girl's vagina when her clit is pierced.

When I went down on that girl, I nearly chipped my tooth on her metal curtain.

by Sick puppy November 19, 2015