cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 28, 2021

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Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle

When two people shit on each other and cuddle in a sleepy town in Lincolnshire

Gosney and Alan loved to Market Rasen Muddy Cuddle after a shitty day at work

by BrendyBrend October 10, 2025

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National Cuddle Day

August 1st is National Cuddle Day you have to cuddle with someone

Today is National Cuddle Day

by Kikidikidoo July 30, 2021

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When a chick can’t seem to keep her mouth closed while chewing gum or when she annoyingly takes too long chewing her food before swallowing when out on a date, for fear of embarrassment or choking. Derived from a cow chewing its cud, but not exclusively reserved for the overweight.

Man, that chick was cuddling that damn gum in her mouth. Or, that girl was cuddling that bite of burger forever!

by Jetzulalove August 27, 2023

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Cuddle Drunk

Being Cuddle Drunk is the delirious and delicious state of feeling intoxicated after many hours of intimate cuddling leading to a state of mind and body similar to being intoxicated.

4:31 AM You sound drunk… Mmmmm I’m just cuddle drunk.

I’m so cuddle drunk I can’t write this definition!! 💕.

Warning… too much intimate cuddling causes extreme Cuddle Drunkness. ummmm wha k mmm yeeahh

by ktcoe July 3, 2023

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