The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
mugGet the poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in itmug.

Cube

A single blunt sold untaxed in larger cities where the price of a pack of blunts is around 3$. The name derives from the "square",a single cigarette often sold untaxed as well. Blunts are commonly used to give basic squares a 3-D look at life.
The man outside the 7-11 will sell you a cube,Jo. Save your money for the movie theater, after we roll this we gonna be straight!
by Webaphobified June 1, 2018
mugGet the Cubemug.

Cube

A regular 3D shape with six sides, twelve edges and eight corners.
My house is cube-shaped.
mugGet the Cubemug.

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.
by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017
mugGet the shoe cubedmug.

Cube Nap

The act of taking a nap in your office cubical. One must sleep very lightly when partaking in said activity as to notice someone walking to their cube to ask them a question, or answer a phone call.
"Damn man, I was out all night. I'm gonna have to have a cube nap today."
by KingTotem December 31, 2009
mugGet the Cube Napmug.

Cube Forest

Large collection of condo towers in an urban setting. Often filled with yuppies who often compare their dwellings with other glass and steel cubes in a vain attempt to differentiate their faceless boxes from the other faceless boxes. Comments often heard are as such: "We live in the OXFORD towers..you know, the ones with the SPIRE on top?" (Note: reader may substitute words in caps.) and constantly reassure themselves that their wise purchase of upgrades such as Granite counters and Stainless Steel appliances will somehow ensure a massive resale premium. Dwellers are often a mix of owners and renters (tenants of the next Donald Trump) all of whom believe the investment strategy they are using will help them gain big when they sell.
I Live in the cube forest at Beach and Hornby
by jnathanmac June 10, 2010
mugGet the Cube Forestmug.

Cube

A verb describing when someone uses their erect middle finger to trace a line down your neck in a sensual yet spiteful way.
"The man cubed his enemy in order to demonstrate how sexy but unobtainable he is."
by MadeInHeaven144000 February 12, 2022
mugGet the Cubemug.

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