crumbshot

v. : the act of dumping crumbs (chip, cracker, cake or otherwise) on to another person in a sexual manner.

Becky: What the fuck, why did you pour chips on me?

Steve: CRUMBSHOT!

by walterblythe September 20, 2013

Scooby crumbs

bump or line of coke

My friend Johnny spends his weekends fucking russian immigrant hookers and doing scooby crumbs.

by johnny December 15, 2003

poop crumbles

Small pieces of excrement that are pushed out of the anus. Often after the largest pieces of poop are pushed out, poop crumbles are what are er4left behind.

Oh... are those your poop crumbles? Mind if eat some?

by ktkoolkat April 10, 2012

Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.

Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.

by Jonny Thumbs February 22, 2017

crummage

(n)The crumbs added to a recipe by a chef.
(v)The act of adding crumbs to a dish.

(n) The meatloaf needs more crummage on top.
(v) Chef, crummage the scallops and then baste them.

by Terry2 September 15, 2006

Crummin

Smoking all day with friends usually, doing nothing but chillin

I was crummin all day with my friends

by smokesalllot November 29, 2009

Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008