Covered Wagon

The act of shitting into a condom and fucking a girl with it until it explodes.

" That bitch wanted me to give her a covered wagon last night out behind the dumpster. "

by Noltron Don April 17, 2009

Covered Wagon

Trying to smuggle anything into/out of somewhere where it should not be or should not go. It is done by positioning a friend in such a way that the view of authority figures is obstructed. Basically, your friend(s) screen anyone who might stop you and ask you what you are doing.

Scenario: Getting a BB Gun across the crazy neighbors lawn to get to your buddies house to shoot squirrels out of his window.

Friend: "Dude she's in the window watching us, she definitely sees us with this bb gun"
You: "Nah, yo covered wagon style, she won't see shit."
Friend: "Yep, ah, werd up."

by Pound One Out Real Quick January 16, 2009

Coverted

Anyone so far in the dark they can rationalize extreme covert activities to their self amusement with no regards to whom or to what degree it affects the target.

Those coverted bastards think the whole worlds gone Covid.

by BlindInsight January 10, 2021

Chocolate Covered Strawberry

What a redhead becomes when you jizz on her face.

"Dude totally had my chocolate covered strawberry on her knees last night. It was awesome"

"Nice man."

*High Five*

by M.A.C.R.O. March 21, 2010

Muff Cover

An inedible, yet delectable addition to a buttered muff. Can also be referred to as a butt muff cuv.

This buttered muff is so much better with the muff cover.

by Candy Canderson January 28, 2011

coventry connecticut

Coventry CT is made up of a bunch of country hicks who act thug, they only have a few other races in their school, one being Ariel F.

You god darn coventry connecticut hick!

by Stephen Merlino June 12, 2018

oven cover'd

When you get owned to a degree that words cannot describe. pwned

Tripped on the sidewalk and ice cream cone in face, oven cover'd!

by Rick May 13, 2005